The Night-time guests have arrived 🙃
Illinois colleges: I don’t get it, we’ve sunk all this money into the edTPA and forced every student to pay $300 minimum for the privilege of being graded. Instituted millions of dollars of your programs in the K-12 schools, and yet their students’ scores aren’t going up, what’s going on Pearson?
Pearson, shoving stacks of cash bundles into their purse: yeah, I gotta go
Stages of completing the edTPA as told by Taylor
Navigating the handbook for the first time
When your professor tries to explain the rubrics to you in class
When it’s been 4 hours and you realize you’ve only finished one question
When your parents ask why you’re still on task 1
When you thought your lesson plans were good but then looked at a sample
When your friend points out that you use the same quote twice in one question
When you’re asked how your plans support conceptual understanding, procedural fluency, and mathematical reasoning/problem solving skills AGAIN
When you finally finish task 1
…but realize you still have 2 more to go
Watching yourself teach for the first time
When your CT interrupts you in your video
When your student waves to the camera for the 15th time
Watching yourself teach for the thousandth time trying to find a clip to use
Every student every 5 minutes during your video
When someone asks how you’re doing
When your friend submits before you
When you’re finally on task 3
When you didn’t actually use any assessments so you make them all up
After reading any of the language demand prompts
When another friend finishes before you
When you’re asked the same question for the 4th time
Asking your parents for the $300 it costs to register
When you’re finally done and submit everything
Looking up your scores
When you passed and ready to take on the real world
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When too many students have their hands up and I’m trying to get to them all
Some students are like:
